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    Character » Batman appears in 23537 issues.

    Bruce Wayne, who witnessed the murder of his billionaire parents as a child, swore to avenge their deaths. He trained extensively to achieve mental and physical perfection, mastering martial arts, detective skills, and criminal psychology. Costumed as a bat to prey on the fears of criminals, and utilizing a high-tech arsenal, he became the legendary Batman.

    Crazy Comic Book Caption: Batman, Robin and Joker

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    gmanfromheck

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    Edited By gmanfromheck

    There's two things we've noticed on the internet. People are either angry about something or they think they're pretty dang funny. Because we want to focus on the funny, let's have some fun and see just how funny you all can be.

    This is something we've done long ago. We may do this more frequently, perhaps even weekly, in order to lighten up the mood everywhere. Your challenge is, try to make everyone laugh. Or maybe not even just laugh, let's see you impress us with your creativity. This isn't a contest. It's for fun.

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    Now this might be a little more challenging since there's three captions. Let's see what you've got in you. If you all enjoy this, we may do them more often. Perhaps even add the occasional contest winnings to some.

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    It's difficult to think of a scenario that doesn't involve Batman agreeing to let the Joker 'have his way' with Robin. Maybe that's just how my mind works.

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    Reck neck guy: Dick, I'm your father

    Joker: And I'm your mother!

    Batman: Holy plot twist, Robin!

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    #3  Edited By ZZoMBiE13

    Sheriff: This clown says he was hired to work your kids birthday party!

    Joker: It's true, it's true!

    Batman: But Robin, I thought we were renting you that petting zoo!

    Meh, best I have right now. I'll work on it.

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    #4  Edited By Saren

    Not very good, but here you go:

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    Sheriff: Batman, looks like the masked criminal was the Joker!
    Joker: I would have gotten away with it to, if it hadn't been for the Caped Crusader!
    Batman: don't forget my fledging sidekick Robin!

    Alternatively:
    Sheriff: Tell me a joke, Joker!
    Joker: Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Batman's parents.
    Batman: MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

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    Sheriff: We found the clown here with a very strange painting.

    Joker: He told me to paint him like one of my French girls!

    Batman: HOLY SINKING TITANIC, ROBIN!!!

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    @k4tzm4n: Just for that, you will receive a free copy of my inevitable Batman Omnibus once DC collects my run......because that's going to happen......

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    @citizenbane: That was actually pretty funny.

    My turn! Didn't put much thought into it but maybe I'll give it another shot later.

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    Not very good, but here you go:

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    We have a winner.

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    Sheriff: So what do you say, Robin? We only need one more person for our Village People cover group.

    Joker: You'll even get your very own motorcycle . . . outfit. It's really just scraps of oddly cut leather with some chains attached.

    Batman: This can't be happening! I was supposed to be the biker!

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    #13  Edited By Wilbertus
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    I'm sorry. It's the first place my mind went.

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    #14  Edited By Miss_Garrick

    Cowboy actor: "Meet the new star of the Gene Autry show!"

    Joker: "Howdy! Would you like my autograph? Later we could go see my pal, Champion, the 'World's Wonder Horse'."

    Batman: "ROBIN! We must stop the madness before every child of the 50's is irrevocably scarred for life!"

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    SHERIFF: I'm sorry, Batman, it's impossible to arrest the Joker now that he's developed deadly telekinetic powers.

    JOKER: Check it out, I merely raise my hand and Batman's head spins around and is ripped from his spine like a stem from an apple!

    BATMAN: WWAAUUUURRGGGHHH

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    Sheriff: We brought you here Batman because the Joker has a secret to tell you.

    Joker: Robin and I are gay lovers.

    Batman: NOOOOOOOO

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    Cowboy: uhhh I say we beat him with a branding iron.

    Joker: nahhh. I prefer a crowbar, more modern american. What do ya say bats? Can I?

    Batman: ummmm...dick go get.a homeless kid.

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    Sheriff: Batman we're here because we all love you

    Joker: This is an intervention, You're rampant blueness has hurt us all in one way or another. Robin has organized us together tonight as the person your blueness has hurt the most

    Batman: What?!? I don't have a problem!!! I can stop anytime I want! Robin You've betrayed me!!!

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    #20  Edited By lifeboy

    Cowboy- 'memememe mememememe'

    Joker- 'memememem mememememem mememe'

    Batman- *FART*

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    #22  Edited By Rixec

    Sheriff: I'm sorry Batman, but all the villains have gone on strike until the Pre-New 52 universe is restored.

    Joker: It's true, Bats. Nothing makes sense here anymore and we want things to go back to normal - and this is coming from ME!

    Batman: But without the New 52 we'll lose sales and all people will have are stories they actually care about - Robin! Don't even think of calling Superboy to punch the universe! Took a damn lot of work to erase that.

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    I got nothing!

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    Redneck guy: Tell him Joker.

    Joker: HAHAHAHAHA SNAPE KILLS DUMBELDORE HAHAHAHAHAHA

    Batman: U SRS?

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    #25  Edited By MadeinBangladesh

    Sheriff: We brought you here Batman because the Joker has a secret to tell you.

    Joker: Robin and I are gay lovers.

    Batman: NOOOOOOOO

    LOL

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    Sheriff: "I'm letting the clown go Batman. He says I can make me some real money in his carnival."

    Joker: "Hahaha! No doubt about it. I haven't seen nose hair that long since the Boy Wonder's Mom performed with the Yak Lady!"

    Batman: "Did he really just go there? Did you really just go there? Wait, is that true Robin?...You're Mom knew the Yak Lady?"

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    @hecktate said:

    Sheriff: So what do you say, Robin? We only need one more person for our Village People cover group.

    Joker: You'll even get your very own motorcycle . . . outfit. It's really just scraps of oddly cut leather with some chains attached.

    Batman: This can't be happening! I was supposed to be the biker!

    winner... and if you don't think this is hilarious look up village people

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    #28  Edited By .Longshot.

    Cowboy: So, wait, he put it where?

    Joker: You heard me. And so, the talent agent says, "That's quite an act. What do you call it?" and he answers, "The Aristocr--"

    Batman: Robin! Go back to the Muppets! NOW!

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    Sheriff: Sorry to break this to you, but you're actually on the set of a TV show.

    Joker: Yes, and I'm one of the actors.

    Batman: Robin--since WHEN do we have a TV show?

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    #31  Edited By Dabee
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    That was fun, please make more! :D

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    Sheriff: So, I found this little fella out on the street. He kept saying "I want batsy, I want batsy" all over again. Is he yours by any chance?

    Joker: Hello, pops. Are you ready to take me home?

    Batman: What, um... Robin I can explain. You see, when a daddy bat and a mommy clown loves each other very much...

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    Sherrif: Oh no Batman that tricky Joker has made you grow another head.

    Joker: HAHAHAHA! and now for the punchline. Batman what do your elf eyes see.

    Batman: 0.0 Everything

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    Sheriff: Thank you Robin! Now we've caught the two worst criminals in Gotham!

    Joker: Two?

    Batman: Hahah! That's right! I, Two Face, have become the new Dark Knight!

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    #38  Edited By ARMIV2

    Sheriff: Now I'll be sergeant Hokey who just came in from a bad day at work, you'll be the surprise birthday clown who got the wrong address, and he'll be playing however he want to play himself.

    Joker: Wait, Batman, what is this? I don't even kno-

    Batman: Shut up, Joker. And tonight I'm not Batman. Tonight I'm Captain Midnight sti-HOLEY GEEZE, ROBIN! WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?!

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    Sheriff: What does Marcellus Wallace look like!?

    Joker: What?

    Batman: SAY WHAT AGA.... oh god robin...seriously?! Put it away before I cut it off.

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    @dabee: haha, the way DICK is emphasized I read it to mean "you get full custody of jack sh!t" at first. Juries always side with the clown in divorce proceedings.

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    Sheriff-Joker you cant stay in an abusive relationship!

    Joker-I stay for the kid.

    Batman-Robin I told you to wait in the bat-mobile with the bondage chic with the cat fetish! Uncle Joker and I are talking to the sheriff.

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    @hecktate said:

    @dabee: haha, the way DICK is emphasized I read it to mean "you get full custody of jack sh!t" at first. Juries always side with the clown in divorce proceedings.

    Haha, I can't believe I didn't notice that. Thanks for pointing that out, I lol'd.

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